Prophecies / Apocalypse

Sure, there is already a movie and TV ending, but allow me to give my own version of the End of Evangelion, as well as my personal prophecies on each main character. ( WARNING: SOME SCENES ARE A BIT TOO BRUTAL! ^^)

Toji - He would finish his studies and work somewhere in Tokyo 3 (if it is not yet destroyed) where pretty, sexy girls thrive. However, in the end, he will go back home and marry Asuka's best friend. (Whaz her name again?)

Maya - She and the guy who carried Misato's laundry will be a couple. I can feel it.

Fututsuki - He was destined to stand beside Gendo his entire life. If he dares to leave his boss' side, let alone sit down, there shall be the Fourth Impact.

Ritsuko - She will quit her job in NERV and decide to concentrate on making graphically-explicit violent videogames. Her first console would be a collaboration project with Quatre Winner.. the Zero - Eva system. One of the games that will be featured is the DUMMY HEADS where you compete against the computer in beheading as many Reis as possible.

Gendo - He will sue Ritsuko for the royalt fees involving his creation, Rei. The money he will get will be used for the cosmetic surgeries his Eva units will undergo.

Kaworu - His future is unforseeable anymore. He's dead.

Misato - Hollywood will discover her and turn her into a STAR! Her maiden movie will be about a tough-but-smart-beer-drinking major of a defense unit battling against monstrous aliens who are actually related to human beings.

Asuka - She will go back to Germany and benevolently decdide to seduce German shepherds instead.

Rei - She hits her head on the wall and realizes that she's truly, madly DEEPLY in love with Shinji. She goes to him, kneels in front of him ( ala - Julia Roberts of Runaway Bride) and asks him to marry her.

Shinji - He freaks out when Rei proposes to him, and tells himself repeatedly , "I must not run away, I must not run away." Rei bonks him on the head with the handle of a spear imported from the moon and he suddenly realizes that, "Hey, I'm in love with her!" Suddenly, all the characters of Eva (excluding Asuka who's still with the dogs) appears around him and claps and say, "Omedetou!"

Pen Pen - It will grow up into one of the fearsome creatures that a masked bat-wearing super hero will battle.

Apocalypse : They all live happily ever after.